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Even if you have never heard of him, Frank Zappa had this entire theater written as a song.

So to give the ghost of Frank some lasting applause of his crystal ball, I'll post it here.

1973 was a very good year for many. But not in the mind of Frank Zappa and "The Slime"!

I am gross and perverted

I'm obsessed 'n deranged

I have existed for years

But very little has changed

I'm the tool of the Government

And industry too

For I am destined to rule

And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious

But you can't look away

I make you think I'm delicious

With the stuff that I say

I'm the best you can get

Have you guessed me yet?

I'm the slime oozin' out

From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you

And eat the garbage that I feed you

Until the day that we don't need you

Don't go for help, no one will heed you

Your mind is totally controlled

It has been stuffed into my mold

And you will do as you are told

Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks . . .

Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video

Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video

Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go!

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Remember when they shut down most all of the medical/dental clinics for Covscam1.

But allowed all the abortion clinics to remain open as essential. Yeah, that memory!

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Thanks, Dr. Malone. I watched the latest Covid Summit yesterday. I think most people support and appreciate the 17k doctors and medical scientists who have signed on, but neither the media nor the government care about the health or rights of humanity.

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Ok. That chihuahua meme made my day!!!’ Hahahahahahahaha hahahhahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha hahahhahaha!

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Thank you for Friday Funnies! Also, I got a notification from Amazon that the the book is “delayed”.

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Thanks, Dr. M. This levity is always appreciated!

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Good news finally has great timing. The ginger winch moves to a new cesspool.

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The side against tyranny, the New World Order, and oppression has been very peaceful. I hope this works but I am not sure it will as I don’t see the rulers backing down. The United States of America didn’t gain independence from England by being nice. It took a revolution and lots of bloodshed and it took resolve and bravery. If we can’t unseat the rulers peacefully it will get really messy.

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Ok, I’m hogging the comment section with a second comment. Sorry. And also apologies to HG Wells: But I look at that smug face of Psaki and it dawned on me: “She’s the queen of the Eloi. They’re all kings and queens of the Eloi. But we deplorables, we Morlocks, we majority from Real Ville” are slowly coming out of our holes.

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The memes are running rampant this week. I have found a vast array and will be posting them on my Substack, hopefully, today. Some of them are a bit more controversial than Roberts though...

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An interesting note: Amazon has delayed my shipping of your new book and Dr. Pierre Kory's new book on Ivermectin now to an undetermined date. Coincidence???!!!!!! I think not. And they add the "opportunity" to cancel my order.....what crooks and criminals they all are.

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Thanks for a few bright moments in these dark days....keep on keeping on!

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Thanks for the funnies! The Woke crowd is feeding JP with so much material. He is THE BEST!

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And just to say, I sent my comments to the WHO

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Robert, Jill and JP. Thank you for making me laugh with your Friday Funnies. And for also giving me an education. Oh the things I never knew. 😢😢😢😢😢

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In view of your hard work coping this last your Friday Funnies are particularly appreciated!

The illustration of WHO is particularly relevant. Yesterday Dr Wolf on War Room reported that wording in the Amendments Biden is expected to approve could allow suspension of mid-terms among other things.

Your press conference re The Global Covid Summit’s declaration to “Restore Scientific Integrity.” was outstanding. Your Declaration couldn’t have been more on point! It’s reassuring that you provide a clear picture and have been able to present it!

My sympathies as you return to your farm absent your beautiful mare. While my loss of my beloved Cita is now many years ago, her memories continue forever.

Hope all else will be well and build nicely as you (pl) ready for Bath.

With much caring....

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