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Sep 16, 2022Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

Love it, love it, love it. The first one, the FBI smothering the My Pillow guy is a gem.

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Sep 16, 2022·edited Sep 16, 2022

I love that as they were lowering the pillow to his head he was telling them about the saving grace of the Lord. It had to be a full on Jonah moment! Props to the pillow man.

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I so LOVE these! Especially the award to the unvaccinated (LOL'd my un-v'd a off). Gull on no gulls sign made me laugh even more. What joy these bring... Thank you!

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Sep 16, 2022·edited Sep 16, 2022Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

The wife and I in agreement this the best set yet. Felt strong affinity for that certificate. We never got the bloody thing because:

1. The bug soon did not appear dangerous enough to warrant the risk of taking an entirely new, virtually untested experimental "vaccine".

2. There is no number 2

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Sep 16, 2022Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

And the banana republic-peel one was priceless

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Considering framing that certificate and hanging it in the home office where Zoom calls take place. Maybe put a lion in each of the lower corners.

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Sep 16, 2022Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

Hi Dr. Ma-Lion!

By switching to Friday Funnies in the morning, you can increase your joy by at least 87%!

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At midnight, Jill and I said good bye to a wonderful friend who has been visiting with his kids at the farm. 4:00 AM we were driving to make a flight to Las Vegas for an event. The plane didn't have the paid internet working - so the funnies couldn't get done until we hit the hotel at 11:00 AM Vegas time. Hence the delay.

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Sep 16, 2022Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

Do you ever sleep, Dr. Malone?

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Sometimes I think not... Seriously, lots of power naps after an all nighter seem to work but sometimes - it it tough.

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Excuses, excuses...what's next, the dog ate your homework? "The hotel"...right. Everybody knows you guys went straight to the club ;)

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It's always morning somewhere!

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Ca to Texas is awesome and sadly so very true.

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This is why I look at the I 35 corridor and truly fear for Texas

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Sep 17, 2022Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

After 2.5 yrs, I finally caught COVID. Hurray for natural immunity! My fever broke this morning (i'm using FLCCC protocol). Thanks for the laughs, as always, Dr. Malone.

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Ha ha ha ha Hollywood

Ha ha ha ha Hollywood

Ha ha ha ha Hollywood

Hollywood’s gone awful green these days

If you listen to all the stars

Well, they sure are busy recycling scripts

While blowing up all those cars

Stick that round peg in a square slot

Oh, it’s a fam-iliar routine

Then they break out the inkblots

And ask you what they mean

But they don’t know what’s true

Anymore than you or I do

And those shrinks, they haven’t a clue

What the sky looks like to me or you

Wait, which guy?!!!

Entertain your visions in seclusion

They’ll call it a raving mad delusion

But get enough other kooks to join in

And all of a sudden they call it a religion

I’m a tad mad batty I must admit

Why deny it if the straitjacket fits?

Well, life’s a joke and we’re the butts

So not being crazy would be a little bit nuts

Always the offbeat oddballs

On the cusp of innovation

Say, maybe losing your marbles

Is the real secret of salvation

They say madness turns to genius

After fermenting for a generation

So in twenty years, more or less

We’ll redeem your certification

Oh, we’ve gone Gonzo Bonkers

The Coo-Coo done flew over

Ten miles off our rockers

And running rings around our keepers

Entertain your visions in seclusion

They’ll call it a raving mad delusion

Get enough other kooks to join in

And all of a sudden they call it a religion

I’m a tad mad batty I must admit

Why deny it if the straitjacket fits?

Oh, life’s a joke and we’re the butts

So not being crazy would be a little bit nuts

They say that I should abide the law

Not sure I get the point

Of abiding uniformed bandits

Out to stick hippies in the joint

We’re supposed to all feel terrorized

Let them rifle through our rights

But what causes me insecurity

Is getting groped to catch a flight

And it’s the greatest emergency

If the bankers don’t get paid

The sky will tumble upon us all

If their bonuses are delayed

Talk about conspiracies

And they’ll label you confused

Everyone’s got a conspiracy theory

Fluoride, vaccines, the chem-trail blues

Lizard people or the Illuminati

Yes, the details are a little spotty

When psy-ops masquerade as news

The only question is whose

Channel you choose

Entertain your visions in seclusion

They’ll call it a raving mad delusion

But get enough other kooks to join in

And all of a sudden they call it a religion

I’m a tad mad batty I must admit

Why deny it if the straitjacket fits?

Yes, life’s a joke and we’re the butts

So not being crazy would be a little bit nuts

https://icthruit.substack.com/p/gonzo-bonkers

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Sep 16, 2022Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

I love the “stepping away”funny . So true! The Certificate of Achievement funny is great.

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Sep 16, 2022Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

Probably the most important take away, to remember the role and power of just one individual.

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Yes- getting into the fight, lighting the match is probably more important than stepping away. Stepping away at the individual level when conflicts emerge, getting in there and doing stuff - that is what matters.

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I've been in background working with another scientist--to support and assist in publishing papers on Ivermectin in C19, and the spike protein's interaction with red blood cells. There has been success but I have witnessed 1st hand the astonishing political desk rejects and nonsensical delays. I followed JJ Couey and Chris Martenson online from beginning days, and searched for an outlet to use my research and manuscript preparation skills, and found it in a local colleague. "Under the Radar" could be book about the many people working in that obscure tier.

Your willingness to be out in full public along with your wife, taking the brunt of the punishment will always be deeply appreciated and I am certain honored in the enduring legends of history.

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Grand slam Doc, The pillow guy is my home town Conservative Minnesota Mike.

If the FBI snatched his phone and was thinking by sifting thru it, they'd find some dirty laundry to toss the media a bone, well pillow talk is for lovers. You have to look a lot lower to uncover some.

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A good laugh does wonders! Thank you!

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Sep 17, 2022Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

I look forward to your funnies, doc. They always give me a chuckle. And sometimes even a snort laugh (replacing coffee with green tea you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you have in your life). Thank you :)

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Sep 17, 2022Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

I actually really laughed at the coffee one !

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Sep 17, 2022Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

Thank you for the laughs! The truth is the most humorous thing we know.

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Sep 17, 2022Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

Love the achievement Certificate Dr. Malone, we need a high res version to print and mount on the wall.

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Sep 17, 2022Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

BOY ANT... Too funny, I almost blew my beer out my nose on that one 🤣😁

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