Friday Funnies: Monster Mash

Journalists and zombies

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The committee began its investigation by issuing subpoenas to Senators Ron Johnson, Rand Paul, and other lawmakers who, according to CNN and MSNBC, were pro-lockdown from the start.

At publishing time, the committee announced the results of their thorough investigation: It was Ron DeSantis all along.

Find the full coverage of the committee findings here at the Babylon Bee.

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BREAKING: PayPal Has Reinstated its Policy to Fine Users $2,500 Directly from their Accounts if they Spread “Misinformation”

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As META Plunges To Double-Digits, Wall Street Gives Up On Facebook

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Studies Examine Risk of Hearing Loss After COVID-19 Vaccination

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After today… eight more Fridays.

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