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Brother Malone, you do understand you are truly a master of exposing the unknown to the surface of humanity’s needs.

You have been chosen for this time in American history. Thank you sir for making these day easier to swallow. 🇺🇸🌎✝️

Ps You owe much to a great women!

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I am sorry that you are encouraging the nattering nabobs of negativisim! Things couldn't be better! Record numbers of people are becoming poorer even as their immune systems are under continuous assault. In this case what doesn't kill you makes you weaker.

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Dr. Malone, I highly recommend adding Anne Gibbons of Anne Can’t Stand It to your repertoire:

https://annecantstandit.substack.com/

She’s a brilliant NYC cartoonist, and I recently talked her into joining Substack. She does a weekly cartoon, always highly topical. She’s a great complement to Bob Moran and JimBob.

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Mar 20, 2022Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

🤣😂👌🏻

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Mar 20, 2022·edited Mar 21, 2022

Dr. Malone, I was a TeaParty leader over a decade ago hoping the lurch toward socialism could be averted. We failed. The mass psychosis of the uniparty and MSM was in full strength following George W Bush's saving the free market from the free market. My email box is overwhelmed with donation requests from a huge amount of folks that say things I agree with but their actions have been ineffective, much the way big pharma need patients to not really recover. I realize you are one of few that are really being effective. I have little extra money, but decided to a paid subscription because I know much of what you are doing is on your own dime. Your courage, stamina and sacrifice is inspirational. Please follow through and see that the criminal corruption meets Justice. Thank you and God bless. Craig Kline

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Congrats on the book!

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My favorite was the horses terrified that obese Americans will again need them for transportation. Of course, the biden energy plan is also my fav. Potty humor is always the most fun. Thank you for the much needed laughs.

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You nailed it again 🤣🙈 So much looking forward to your book 😍😍 Take care! Lots of love from Austria

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LTG Williams 60th Superintendent of the USMA sent a letter on 14 Mar to alumni regarding the drug overdose of West Point Cadets in Florida on 10 Mar. Read the supe letter and the response from the #1 Graduate of the Class of 1996....free speech on display even when told otherwise!

https://creativedestructionmedia.com/opinion/2022/03/18/open-letter-to-ltg-darryl-williams-60th-superintendent-of-the-united-states-military-academy/

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Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) tweeted at 9:16 a.m. on Sun., Mar. 20, 2022:

Fascinating https://t.co/RMXO5LIejl

(https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1505578950722007040?t=-hsSagr6OjY3fBqmms-p1A&s=03)

Proof: Inoculations cause Brain Damage

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This was classic. Absolutely brilliant.

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You don’t know how lucky your are that I can’t post cartoons jokes.

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

“The starting pay is $40,000. Later it can go up to $80,000.” Great. I’ll start later.”

Trust science. Studies show that if your parents didn’t have children there’s a high probability you won’t either.

If you’re not called crazy when you start something new, then you’re not thinking big enough.

Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupe melons and no one asks, "What the Hell is wrong with you?"

When the pool re-opens, due to social distancing rules, there will be no water in lanes 1, 3, and 5.

Tip: Save business cards of people you don’t like. If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write, “Sorry” on the back and leave it on the windshield.

When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.

If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self employed. We’re having a meeting.

“Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute Peruvian panpipe solo".

I envy people who grow old gracefully. They age like a fine wine. I’m ageing like milk: Getting sour and chunky.

Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?

I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He’s 8 and it’s past his bedtime.

Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn.

So, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?

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Hi Dr. Malone. I am happy to tell you that the Serbian Community in our Church, all have heard and now know who you are. That is great news, as I call many of them (baba) hotline, they spread the news very quickly. Cheers to you and your wife Jill. God Bless.

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Dr. Malone, you have many gifts. Now is your time and you write with fact, truth and wonderful humor. Know you Bless the world. Cannot wait for your book.

Many talk for self promotion, yet you and Dr.Jill.. a team work sacrificially to keep your audience informed. (From Congress, Medical conference, research and this sub stack. ) Get Rest, stay your Path. Thank you.

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One way to get people to realize what the rulers are doing is to pass this Substack on to a lot of people, especially those who still think the world is fine.

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I’m a big cookbook collector and foodie and I’m getting really sick of this push for cooking with insects. It’s truly astounding to watch the push for this type of lifestyle get picked up by all the blogs and some food bloggers. It goes right along with “you will own nothing”. You will eat insects.

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