Great Friday funnies!! Well today, like in the movie ground hog day, is another stab in the back by house republicans. They are set to pass what amounts to a staggering 7 trillion dollar funding bill with strong bi-partisan support, of course!! This will further crush generations of Americans that have not even been born yet. As their useless selfish term winds to an end I can’t help but think of all of their pre election promises that have turned into lies. They have not only continued the full funding of the democrat war against us, their political opponents, and their widening jailing of conservatives, but are also fully funding the new massive fbi building and the humongous irs expansion. I can’t leave out all of the Covid Nazis now receiving their huge pensions, like Anthony Fauci, without ever receiving a subpoena. When we needed them the most we have truly been helped the least. I can not ever remember a time in my life where I’ve felt so let down by this Republican Party. This is the icing on the cake of completing the definition of being a Judas. J.Goodrich
Dr Malone! Many times I feel sad reading the “Friday Funnies” but today I feel tears welling up in my eyes after listening to Willie Nelson’s new song. You called it haunting and how right you are. But at least there are other funnies to lift my spirits. Have a good weekend!
Many laugh out louds!! Thank you Drs Malone. The one that wasn’t laughable was the lady with the shopping cart and the uneatable food. Death in a box is my usual observation. But last week as I went down the vegetable and fruit isles and the meat counter, I got cold chills realizing that much of the meat is so contaminated with gmo food sources, vaccinated with mRNA, genetically modified so it doesn’t actually ever spoil, and fruit and veggies are covered in a wide variety of weed killer, surround wax, and pesticides that it too is no longer safe to eat. All the while the USDA wages war on Amish farmers selling whole milk to private members who WANT to eat real food. I feel sick and not just because, thanks to Anthony Fauchi, I’ve gotten the latest Covid flu for the second time in 6 weeks and can hardly walk for being breathless. Me and all the rest of the unvaccinated Amish in my neighborhood. At least none of us are dead yet.
Here’s the funniest but the dumbest thing that happened to me yesterday. I’m visiting my parents condo yesterday in wokeland … guy pulls his garbage can past me and says… “OMG have u seen the rats here ? I said no . He said it’s horrible. I called the exterminator ASAP for a catch and release trap “. I said WHAT.. do you know the diseases they carry ect… ? He said “ I just don’t have the heart to kill them . “ true story.
All the memes were on point and the squirrels rocked. Just got my pop-up on Fallout - How Shadowy Forces Control What Science Gets Published. Can't wait to watch.
The latest omnibus is waiting Senate approval. The bill includes this: 7046 (k) World Health Organization.—None of the funds appropriated or otherwise made available by this Act may be made available for the World Health Organization.
(l) International conventions.—None of the funds provided by this Act shall be made available to implement or support any international convention, agreement, protocol, legal instrument, or agreed outcome with legal force drafted by the intergovernmental negotiating body of the World Health Assembly or any other United Nations body until such instrument has been subject to the requirements of article II, section 2, clause 2 of the Constitution of the United States, which requires the advice and consent of the Senate, with two-thirds of Senators concurring.
Of course PETA wants the WH to offer “potatoes”; then, Momma can cook ‘em up & serve “Glyphosphate” (sp) mashed spuds! Give me a break- PETA- enough is enough! I like Willie Nelson’s song; beautiful, soft guitar’s & yes, a harsh reality in this world today. Wake up America, the reality at the southern border needs to be stopped! Remember, some folks have “vacation homes” that may be vacant, & per that wild video posted a few days ago by an “illegal”, he knows he can “squat-into-your-vaca-home”, & nothing will be done to kick-illegals out! WOW! What the heck has happened in America…CHAOS!
We have a communist of the first order on our Supreme Court. KBJ needs to take out her pocket constitution and have Justice Thomas school her. She’s got this bass ackwards.
Top vote goes to the squirrels. 🐿️ 🤣
Have to say that Pope Francis clinging to his jabs isn’t helping. What’s he afraid of??
Great Friday funnies!! Well today, like in the movie ground hog day, is another stab in the back by house republicans. They are set to pass what amounts to a staggering 7 trillion dollar funding bill with strong bi-partisan support, of course!! This will further crush generations of Americans that have not even been born yet. As their useless selfish term winds to an end I can’t help but think of all of their pre election promises that have turned into lies. They have not only continued the full funding of the democrat war against us, their political opponents, and their widening jailing of conservatives, but are also fully funding the new massive fbi building and the humongous irs expansion. I can’t leave out all of the Covid Nazis now receiving their huge pensions, like Anthony Fauci, without ever receiving a subpoena. When we needed them the most we have truly been helped the least. I can not ever remember a time in my life where I’ve felt so let down by this Republican Party. This is the icing on the cake of completing the definition of being a Judas. J.Goodrich
Dr Malone! Many times I feel sad reading the “Friday Funnies” but today I feel tears welling up in my eyes after listening to Willie Nelson’s new song. You called it haunting and how right you are. But at least there are other funnies to lift my spirits. Have a good weekend!
Many laugh out louds!! Thank you Drs Malone. The one that wasn’t laughable was the lady with the shopping cart and the uneatable food. Death in a box is my usual observation. But last week as I went down the vegetable and fruit isles and the meat counter, I got cold chills realizing that much of the meat is so contaminated with gmo food sources, vaccinated with mRNA, genetically modified so it doesn’t actually ever spoil, and fruit and veggies are covered in a wide variety of weed killer, surround wax, and pesticides that it too is no longer safe to eat. All the while the USDA wages war on Amish farmers selling whole milk to private members who WANT to eat real food. I feel sick and not just because, thanks to Anthony Fauchi, I’ve gotten the latest Covid flu for the second time in 6 weeks and can hardly walk for being breathless. Me and all the rest of the unvaccinated Amish in my neighborhood. At least none of us are dead yet.
Here’s the funniest but the dumbest thing that happened to me yesterday. I’m visiting my parents condo yesterday in wokeland … guy pulls his garbage can past me and says… “OMG have u seen the rats here ? I said no . He said it’s horrible. I called the exterminator ASAP for a catch and release trap “. I said WHAT.. do you know the diseases they carry ect… ? He said “ I just don’t have the heart to kill them . “ true story.
All the memes were on point and the squirrels rocked. Just got my pop-up on Fallout - How Shadowy Forces Control What Science Gets Published. Can't wait to watch.
The latest omnibus is waiting Senate approval. The bill includes this: 7046 (k) World Health Organization.—None of the funds appropriated or otherwise made available by this Act may be made available for the World Health Organization.
(l) International conventions.—None of the funds provided by this Act shall be made available to implement or support any international convention, agreement, protocol, legal instrument, or agreed outcome with legal force drafted by the intergovernmental negotiating body of the World Health Assembly or any other United Nations body until such instrument has been subject to the requirements of article II, section 2, clause 2 of the Constitution of the United States, which requires the advice and consent of the Senate, with two-thirds of Senators concurring.
MY GOD, MAN.
WHAT SHALL WE DO FOR THE POTATOES
WHAT ABOUT THE POTATOES?????
Best yet! Thanks for the new Willy Nelson song He is speaking truth. Spread it all around.
I loved the squirrels bit. Unfortunatly, I resemble the Old Fart Action Figure a bit too much these days, so Get off my lawn!
Powerful Willie! And...Squirrels!! 🤣😂
The squirrels kept me laughing. So funny.
The PETA request is sooo ridiculous. What will they think of next.
Love the squirrels and churches! Hilarious!
Of course PETA wants the WH to offer “potatoes”; then, Momma can cook ‘em up & serve “Glyphosphate” (sp) mashed spuds! Give me a break- PETA- enough is enough! I like Willie Nelson’s song; beautiful, soft guitar’s & yes, a harsh reality in this world today. Wake up America, the reality at the southern border needs to be stopped! Remember, some folks have “vacation homes” that may be vacant, & per that wild video posted a few days ago by an “illegal”, he knows he can “squat-into-your-vaca-home”, & nothing will be done to kick-illegals out! WOW! What the heck has happened in America…CHAOS!
Dr Malone, Where is "Malone's Gulch"? And how can I get there? The world's getting too crazy.
We have a communist of the first order on our Supreme Court. KBJ needs to take out her pocket constitution and have Justice Thomas school her. She’s got this bass ackwards.
It was good to get a laugh again. It's a heavy enough world as it is.
Global Family Unite!
Keep the sunny side up 👏
Willie great song … never forget Ellis Island , I’m grateful for my grandparents doing it the right way .