If a monkey were to hoard more bananas than he could eat in a lifetime, while at the same time watching all the other monkeys starve, scientists would want to study that monkey to see what was wrong with him.
However if he were a human, we would put him on the cover of Forbes magazine.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress. - Mark Twain
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. - Mark Twain
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. - Will Rogers
The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected. - G.K. Chesterton
Had a bunch of laughs until the end when I saw the one of Wonder Women and Lea Thomas. I threw my breakfast up. You know there’s some things you just can’t unsee!!! Pepto please.
The bathroom memes hit home but not funny for me. Disturbing and potential for harm. I recently experienced walking in a bookstore bathroom with a huge hulking guy with lipstick and long hair washing his hands. Was he trans, was he a pervert, was he mentally ill? Whatever his deal was, my spidey senses were on high alert because he was staring at me with a menacing, hostile expression reflecting in the mirror. We were alone so I left. Waited outside but finally left because he was taking so long. I live in an extremely liberal town where if I express my concern to the business, I will most likely be dismissed as some wack transphobe. I cringe when I think of teen girls running into this type of scenario. How do they judge their safety? He was huge and making it clear he didn’t want me in there. Maybe he was just an angry person with no intent to harm but are we supposed to ignore signals that we women have been taught over the years? Confusing upside down world.
So many goodies this Friday Doc but a fave is I’M EATING BUGS TO CHANGE THE WEATHER! This truly is the insanity we are living in!!! LETS GO BRANDON! 😡😡😡🤡🤡🤡
My favorite is the Wonder Woman funny. Crazy upside down world we live in. My daughter woke me up very early this morning with the news that our local high school which all 6 of my children graduated from is on fire. I live a block from the school. My son was Student Body President in 1998. Three of my children were involved in the choir program. The fire looks like it started somewhere near the choir room. There was a big money maker for the show choir last night.
Robert, I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but Elon has unleashed his latest attack on Substack. All Substack embeds in tweets no longer display previews of posts but instead just show text links—and this isn’t just for new tweets like his last Stasi stunt. This is for ALL tweets retroactively.
That means the viralization of my poem and Tess Lawrie’s reading of it that occurred on Twitter last month would not be possible now:
This is a grave threat to independent creators, and IndieLeft.media was kind enough to create an eye-catching, humorous graphic telling Twitter that it sucks and to stop censoring independent Substack creators. I tweeted it at Elon (below) and encourage others to share it as well in our efforts to restore Substack embeds in tweets and hold Elon accountable for his anti–free speech shenanigans:
All true, particularly that theme of gender dysphoria being touched by insanity and yet both Canada and the USA have elected leaders that endorse the practice. They are not advocates for nothing and it is not because they are appealing to a large voting bloke.
Is it their goal is to spread the insanity far and wide? Again, a compliant nation is a conquered nation.
If a monkey were to hoard more bananas than he could eat in a lifetime, while at the same time watching all the other monkeys starve, scientists would want to study that monkey to see what was wrong with him.
However if he were a human, we would put him on the cover of Forbes magazine.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress. - Mark Twain
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. - Mark Twain
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. - Will Rogers
The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected. - G.K. Chesterton
Had a bunch of laughs until the end when I saw the one of Wonder Women and Lea Thomas. I threw my breakfast up. You know there’s some things you just can’t unsee!!! Pepto please.
J.Goodrich
We need the humor to save us from the darkness.
The bathroom memes hit home but not funny for me. Disturbing and potential for harm. I recently experienced walking in a bookstore bathroom with a huge hulking guy with lipstick and long hair washing his hands. Was he trans, was he a pervert, was he mentally ill? Whatever his deal was, my spidey senses were on high alert because he was staring at me with a menacing, hostile expression reflecting in the mirror. We were alone so I left. Waited outside but finally left because he was taking so long. I live in an extremely liberal town where if I express my concern to the business, I will most likely be dismissed as some wack transphobe. I cringe when I think of teen girls running into this type of scenario. How do they judge their safety? He was huge and making it clear he didn’t want me in there. Maybe he was just an angry person with no intent to harm but are we supposed to ignore signals that we women have been taught over the years? Confusing upside down world.
So many goodies this Friday Doc but a fave is I’M EATING BUGS TO CHANGE THE WEATHER! This truly is the insanity we are living in!!! LETS GO BRANDON! 😡😡😡🤡🤡🤡
My Malone auto subscribe kicked in a few days ago. Notably worth every penny.
A+ Friday stuff Jill! Laughter the best Medicine! Readers Digest says so.
My favorite is the Wonder Woman funny. Crazy upside down world we live in. My daughter woke me up very early this morning with the news that our local high school which all 6 of my children graduated from is on fire. I live a block from the school. My son was Student Body President in 1998. Three of my children were involved in the choir program. The fire looks like it started somewhere near the choir room. There was a big money maker for the show choir last night.
Robert, I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but Elon has unleashed his latest attack on Substack. All Substack embeds in tweets no longer display previews of posts but instead just show text links—and this isn’t just for new tweets like his last Stasi stunt. This is for ALL tweets retroactively.
That means the viralization of my poem and Tess Lawrie’s reading of it that occurred on Twitter last month would not be possible now:
• “Mistakes Were NOT Made: One Poem to Wake the World” (https://margaretannaalice.substack.com/p/mistakes-were-not-made-one-poem-to)
This is a grave threat to independent creators, and IndieLeft.media was kind enough to create an eye-catching, humorous graphic telling Twitter that it sucks and to stop censoring independent Substack creators. I tweeted it at Elon (below) and encourage others to share it as well in our efforts to restore Substack embeds in tweets and hold Elon accountable for his anti–free speech shenanigans:
• https://twitter.com/MargaretAnnaAl1/status/1649042993805148160
Excellent selection...God knows we need the humor.
🤣 an excellent selection this week!
Great group of comics today! Thanks
I’ve missed JP!
I too need to brush up on my flexibility so that I may kiss my ass goodbye when the nukes are dropped. 😩
God help us all (like 5 Times August sings)
Thanks Robert and Jill for making me laugh. Crying is getting old.
Some of the most screwed up angery, vindictive people I know had doctor before their name, they were trained not educated
All true, particularly that theme of gender dysphoria being touched by insanity and yet both Canada and the USA have elected leaders that endorse the practice. They are not advocates for nothing and it is not because they are appealing to a large voting bloke.
Is it their goal is to spread the insanity far and wide? Again, a compliant nation is a conquered nation.
Comedy Genius is like Sunshine and repurposed over the counter meds all in one.
We have taken notes it will survive any and all RESETS! And applaud the wellness factors.