A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear in order to not draw attention to his head or his leg, and he has a month to prepare so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a package with the following letter:
"Dear Sir: Please find enclosed a complimentary pirate's costume. The handkerchief can cover your bald head if you'd like, and with your wooden leg you will be a great pirate.
Very truly yours, Faye's Costumes"
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg, and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another package and a letter, which says:
"Dear Sir: We are quite sorry about the misunderstanding. Please find enclosed a monk costume. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part.
Very truly yours, Faye's Costumes"
Now the man is really upset, since they have gone from using his wooden leg to using his bald head! So again he writes the company another letter of complaint, being particularly nasty about how they've failed to meet both conditions with their previous attempts. The next week he gets a much smaller package and a note, which reads:
"Dear Sir: You will find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass, and go as a caramel apple.
Vaccines (adulteration), vaccine mandates (bodily autonomy), Israel war (Abraham Accords), Ukraine War (Ukraine Peace), 3.50/gal (2.00/gal.), 8% inflation (1.5% inflation), 8.5% 30 year fixed (4% 30 year fixed), WW3 (peace on earth), open borders (Another September 11th), Biden (Trump), derangement (common sense). Boy I could sure go for some mean tweets right about now. J.Goodrich
I'm surprised at my reaction; that song made me sad. It's not that I really ever thought they were anything but entertainers, it's just that everything is fake. I am so weary of bogus, sold out and fake.
Van Morrison continues to Rock and Roll. His last four albums have been about the tyranny and masks and covid we’ve all suffered under. It’s wonderful music as its always been. One of my all time favorite musicians!
I first heard Brad's new song on The Highwire and loved it!! Since then, Jan Jekeliek interviewed him and Matt Azrieli (of Baste Music) and played the song on American Thought Leaders.
Thank you. Drs. Malone, for the funnies and the work you do every day on behalf of ordinary Americans who just want to live their lives in knowledge and freedom.
The cat herder right on the money (and a really cute cartoon). If Johnson can pull the fractious Republicans together he is truly a miracle worker.
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear in order to not draw attention to his head or his leg, and he has a month to prepare so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a package with the following letter:
"Dear Sir: Please find enclosed a complimentary pirate's costume. The handkerchief can cover your bald head if you'd like, and with your wooden leg you will be a great pirate.
Very truly yours, Faye's Costumes"
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg, and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another package and a letter, which says:
"Dear Sir: We are quite sorry about the misunderstanding. Please find enclosed a monk costume. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part.
Very truly yours, Faye's Costumes"
Now the man is really upset, since they have gone from using his wooden leg to using his bald head! So again he writes the company another letter of complaint, being particularly nasty about how they've failed to meet both conditions with their previous attempts. The next week he gets a much smaller package and a note, which reads:
"Dear Sir: You will find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass, and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours, Faye's Costumes"
Lots more laughter here: https://tritorch.substack.com/p/doom-break-volume-5-into-laughter
Vaccines (adulteration), vaccine mandates (bodily autonomy), Israel war (Abraham Accords), Ukraine War (Ukraine Peace), 3.50/gal (2.00/gal.), 8% inflation (1.5% inflation), 8.5% 30 year fixed (4% 30 year fixed), WW3 (peace on earth), open borders (Another September 11th), Biden (Trump), derangement (common sense). Boy I could sure go for some mean tweets right about now. J.Goodrich
You're up early, Doc.
Nice !
Never heard that song before. Very well done. Lyrics are relevant, and quite poignant.
Thanks for another Friday Funnies, to tickle our bones.
Safe travels today. DC traffic blows
The song was good totaling up the offenders, I haven't been paying attention to how many were pushing the jab. Quite a lot!
I grew up during the Vietnam protest years, Neal Young and a lot of others sure switched sides.
I'm surprised at my reaction; that song made me sad. It's not that I really ever thought they were anything but entertainers, it's just that everything is fake. I am so weary of bogus, sold out and fake.
Wow...the song drilled a hole right thru me.........Nice guitars Dudes. Man o man!
Van Morrison continues to Rock and Roll. His last four albums have been about the tyranny and masks and covid we’ve all suffered under. It’s wonderful music as its always been. One of my all time favorite musicians!
I first heard Brad's new song on The Highwire and loved it!! Since then, Jan Jekeliek interviewed him and Matt Azrieli (of Baste Music) and played the song on American Thought Leaders.
As I sit here literally in tears over "Ain't No Rock and Roll," I wish you both blessings and safe travels. 🙏🏻
Candy corn dogs must be a collaborative Psyop by the dental and heart association
In your corner for the good fight, as long or hard as it gets..... this hill is THE one to fight on......
Thank you. Drs. Malone, for the funnies and the work you do every day on behalf of ordinary Americans who just want to live their lives in knowledge and freedom.
Mike Johnson, Cat Herder Extraordinaire, was the subject of an in-depth article in Epoch Times today: "How Mike Johnson Became Speaker 'Through Prayer, Not Politics'. The unusual path of a Louisiana congressman, described as a man 'with no enemies,' who suddenly became speaker of the House." https://www.theepochtimes.com/article/how-mike-johnson-became-speaker-through-prayer-not-politics-5516809?utm_source=ref_share&utm_campaign=copy
Love Five Times August! Best songs, lyrics, melodies, and singing today. Website: https://www.fivetimesaugust.com/
Morning you two, safe travels! Hope the I 95 corridor is the road less traveled by others this Friday
Wabbit twacks ! Be vewy, vewy, kwiet !!
Apropos meme for Mr. Shitweasel